Wednesday, June 1, 2016
A Jew, a Rabbi and a Wife
Hyme and his wife go to their rabbi.
“Rabbi, I think my wife is trying to poison me!”
“Very interesting,” says the Rabbi. “Let me go and talk to her and see what I can find out.”
A few hours later the Rabbi calls the man up.
“I’ve spent several hours speaking with your wife,” he says.
“What should I do?” the man asked.
“Take the poison.”