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The Talmud comes to America, and our country is changing. Some people may be happy with the changes, some unhappy. Let's go direct to the Talmud to see how its laws will affect our lives and culture.
- America's New Government Church
— Finally, a solution to doctrinal diversity. The rabbis have
designed a one-size-fits-all religion for Gentiles: we bring you news
of the Noahide Laws. Those who proclaim Jesus is their Savior will be
put to death for idolatry. Congress has already begun putting the
foundation in place.
Appendix: Why Christianity Makes Jews Uncomfortable
- See also: Israel's "One Indigenous Science" A detailed examination of one derivation of the Noahide laws; this one from the story of the Garden of Eden.
- Sex with Children by Talmud Rules
— Using young children for sex (including homosexual sex) is not
forbidden by the Talmud Sages - provided the child is young enough. If
older, they may defile the adult. Meanwhile, Dr. Laura Schlessinger, a
well-known Orthodox Jew, speaks out against pederasty.
Appendix: The Rights of the Child — Italian Case
- Talmud Laws of Menstruation
— A woman's menstruation is everybody's business: During her period,
she defiles everyone and everything she touches. It is an offense for
husband and wife to have intercourse during this time. Daughters of
Israel insert testing rags into the vagina to confirm fitness for
marital duty. Neighborhood Watch makes the system work.
Appendix: Niddah 14a Excerpt
- Jewish Harems in Talmud Law
— Though a medieval synod discouraged polygamy because it upset
Christians, some still do it in Israel. The Word of God in the Talmud
provides laws for handling a harem. Up to 48 wives are permitted,
Appendix A: The Jewish Encyclopedia on Polygamy
Appendix B: Polygamy and the Slave Hagar
- Really, Really Kosher Sex — Tips from the Talmud Sages help you improve your sex life. Things you never thought of …
- Talmud Daughters Become Talmud Wives — Under Talmud law, the acquisition of a wife is much like the acquisition of any other property. Curiously, in 50 years of feminism, none of our Jewish feminists have made an issue of the sexual inequalities in the Talmud.
- And So a Talmud Marriage Ends
— The marriage belongs to the man. He may divorce his wife at will. To
avoid paying a settlement, he can claim she has bad breath, moles, her
breasts are too far apart, etc. The sidebar continues with the issues
of modern feminism.
- Life under the Rabbis — Special guest appearance by Rabbi Dr. Isidore Epstein, editor of the Soncino Talmud.
According to the Chief Rabbi of the British Empire, the Very Reverend the late Dr. Joseph H. Hertz, the goal of Judaism is to regulate absolutely everything, public and private: "Religion in the Talmud attempts to penetrate the whole of human life with the sense of law and right. Nothing human is in its eyes mean or trivial; everything is regulated and sanctified by religion. Religious precept and duty accompany man from his earliest years to the grave and beyond it. They guide his desires and actions at every moment. Food and sleep, civic duty and family life — all are under discipline of the Torah, a discipline accepted freely and joyfully. While every religion attempts such regulation, the Talmudic system represents this striving of the religious idea in its perfection. 'In our eyes,' says Arsène Darmsteter, 'this is its greatest title to the respect and consideration of thinkers. In Judaism we have thus the completest, and consequently the most perfect, expression of the religious idea.'" — Rabbi Dr. Joseph H. Hertz, from his Foreword to the Soncino Talmud.
Law brings order, and order brings peace. Rabbi Dr. Isidore Epstein gives us a view of everyday life when the Talmud is the law of the land.
Title: America under the Talmud
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