Politician 101: How to weasel out of a awkward position.

BBC Reporter: Why did the president commit sodomy with a under aged intern on live TV?

Politician: Our president is a honorable man with strong family values and is 110% against screwing under aged interns in the ass, etc etc etc etc etc etc.

BBC Reporter: Yeah but we have the video, it was live on national TV, 60 million American citizens saw it and are appalled by it!

Politician: Our president is a honorable man with strong family values and is 110 % against screwing little boys in the ass, etc etc etc etc etc etc.

BBC Reporter: This guy is a bloody Idiot!

Politician: Our president is a honorable man with strong family values and is 110 % against screwing little boys in the ass, etc etc etc etc etc etc.